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Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25004) - you deserved it (2548)

On 02/07/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

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Hah, why only half-retarted?

#7 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:00am by Jon

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You should have gotten the license plate number and filed a police report. That guy needs help. Or restraint of some sort, before he gets out of hand (sorry for the pun)

#3 - On 02/08/2009 at 1:28am by justsomeguy

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