Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26696) - you deserved it (2870)
On 02/07/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
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Hah, why only half-retarted?
#7 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:00am by Jon
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it's "burned into my retinas" not corneas
#27 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:55am by 420bliss
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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