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Today, I realized that 95% of my facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29003) - you deserved it (4037)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by smallfrie32 -

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can i get your email so i can add you? I wanna see if your friends are right

#4 - On 11/23/2010 at 6:07am by chronicwanker

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Lol I doubt you "realized" it. You most likely "assumed". Still, I guess it wouldn't have been published had you posted "Today, I assumed...", so I guess FYL for a possible insecurity and maybe a little jealousy of your sisters' looks? Seriously, who gives a shit if it was true? This life we are living is short and it's not a beauty contest. I would much rather be friends with quality people than shallow, arrogant people that these so-called "friends" of yours seem to be..

#12 - On 11/23/2010 at 6:38am by TryptamineDreame

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