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Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22703) - you deserved it (3730)

On 11/22/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by anti-peecleaner (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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dump him...

#2 - On 11/22/2010 at 7:22pm by junkboy

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Disgusting, I'd dump someone that nasty. He's basically a toddler. You'll probably always be cleaning up after him...

#5 - On 11/22/2010 at 7:23pm by beedlebum

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