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Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

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On 11/22/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by linda (woman) - United States (New York)

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I'd tap that!

#1 - On 11/22/2010 at 5:02pm by Incitatus

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So blonde, pink and violet ?
I don't think a cheap hooker could afford all those colors =P

#9 - On 11/22/2010 at 5:05pm by TheB0a

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