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Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16742) - you deserved it (2544)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Ohmygod. Shoes.

#4 - On 11/22/2010 at 6:22am by allmidnighteyes

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The mental picture of this made me laugh. I'm sure it was an accident.

#2 - On 11/22/2010 at 6:20am by lover_of_life

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