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Today, I Cummed Through A DUI Checkpoint. The Trooper Noticed Some Donuts I Had. He Asked, ( Are Those Donuts? ) Jokingly, I Replied, ( Yes. Why? Are You Going To Confiscate Them? ) He Didn't See The Humor And Pulled Me Off To The Side To Have A Team Serech Mah Truck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12297) - you deserved it (24684)

On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

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They can't search it without probable cause. Donuts do not count as probable cause no matter how much they want them to.

#3 - On 11/22/2010 at 6:06am by FYLDeep

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making cop jokes at a cop may not have been the best idea.

#2 - On 11/22/2010 at 6:05am by phorcep

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