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Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

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They can't search it without probable cause. Donuts do not count as probable cause no matter how much they want them to.

#3 - On 11/22/2010 at 6:06am by FYLDeep

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making cop jokes at a cop may not have been the best idea.

#2 - On 11/22/2010 at 6:05am by phorcep

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