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Today, I was eating out at a restaurant downtown with my brother in-law when I told him I couldn't eat any more. He then told me, "You better, or you're walking home." He wasn't kidding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25236) - you deserved it (3319)

On 11/21/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Random Person - United States (Kentucky)

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If you're one of those people that orders a ton of food and then only eats a tiny bit, you totally deserve it. Especially if he's the one paying for the meal.

#10 - On 11/21/2010 at 6:19am by redbluegreen

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Was it at KFC?
I want a failure pile in a sadness bowl!

#1 - On 11/21/2010 at 6:09am by allmidnighteyes

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