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Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31064) - you deserved it (3123)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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yay for stalkers!!! :D
did u give him a big hug?
haha, happy bday, OP

#3 - On 11/20/2010 at 5:59am by edenclaire

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Your "creepy" stalker? Is there any other kind?
Oh yeah-- Edward Cullen. According to 13 year old girls and 40 year old housewives at least.

#5 - On 11/20/2010 at 6:02am by SARSvirus79

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