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Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31501) - you deserved it (2963)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

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finally someone who could answer whether being kicked in the balls or pregnancy hurts more...

#2 - On 11/20/2010 at 6:01am by munkyjunkie

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What mountain range are you from, OP? I could make millions proving that there are female Bigfoot's.

#4 - On 11/20/2010 at 6:05am by knibbsy

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