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Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML


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On 11/19/2010 at 9:45pm - misc - by Dammit... - United States (California)

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Like anyone around you would care about the pads you use.

#2 - On 11/20/2010 at 2:01am by craphappened

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"Honey, make sure you get extra absorbing! we don't want a repeat of last month when her crush was over. you should have seen the look on his face!"

#11 - On 11/20/2010 at 2:07am by Sarah9403

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