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Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Simple solution: Play loud heavy metal music such as Metallica, System Of A Down, Slipknot, or whatever comes to your mind and just crank it up! They'll get annoyed and leave.
Or just run around the house naked screaming "SUCK ME OFF!! WOOO!"
awesome!!!!! you are so lucky! we started listening to Christmas music in oct and the tree (without decorations) has been up or a few weeks. I f$@&in love christmas!
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