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Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12287) - you deserved it (23538)

On 02/07/2009 at 7:53pm - misc - by tarheels526 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I like to keep my alarm away from my bed. Since the goal is to get up, by putting it there, it won't stop beeping till you get up.

#5 - On 02/08/2009 at 4:42am by Xodlike

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Ha well when I was semi pissed I went to the loo, pulled down my trousers and my phone went strait in the loo, and no it didn't work lol.

#13 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:46am by aatomkins

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