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Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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On 11/18/2010 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand. This is to be expected; suck it up.

#3 - On 11/18/2010 at 1:18pm by bellaxmonkeyx

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Which is worse here, that OP's boyfriend is an imbecile, or that all his coworkers know that she likes dressing up as a fish while her boyfriend slathers her with Vaseline and calls her "Larry?"

#9 - On 11/18/2010 at 1:29pm by DocBastard

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