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Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47705) - you deserved it (11829)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

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Why do you sound so surprised? If you're having sex, you should be aware that pregnancy IS a possibility. This is neither an FYL or a YDI. Keep the baby if you want to, or abort it. That's pretty much it.

#13 - On 11/16/2010 at 1:00pm by fearfulsymmetry

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Its called 'Protection'. Next time use it.

#5 - On 11/16/2010 at 12:53pm by SinaStar

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