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Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21258) - you deserved it (9945)

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How did you not see this coming?
Tell your boyfriend about this new trick.
Have him bend over, then shove the same wine dripped broomstick up his ass.

#14 - On 11/15/2010 at 1:27pm by RedPillSucks

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YDI for not seeing that "trick" on tv before

#8 - On 11/15/2010 at 1:20pm by untoward

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