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Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18567) - you deserved it (1576)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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They're always where you don't expect them! Check the freezer

#2 - On 11/15/2010 at 9:52am by Y_U_19029

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They're in the safe. She already told you.

#6 - On 11/15/2010 at 9:57am by DocBastard

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