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Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML


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On 04/27/2009 at 5:14am - misc - by maddie94 (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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You SCRATCHED it...what the hell is with people and thinking "itch" is a verb?

#2 - On 04/27/2009 at 3:14pm by mrhahn530

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Hahahahahahaha that had to be a funny sight

that sucks. Maybe you should think before you scratch

#1 - On 04/27/2009 at 3:12pm by housemd1120

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