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Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8115) - you deserved it (38155)

On 04/27/2009 at 5:14am - misc - by maddie94 (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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You SCRATCHED it...what the hell is with people and thinking "itch" is a verb?

#2 - On 04/27/2009 at 3:14pm by mrhahn530

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#7, it does say informal next to that definition.
#9 & #13, we're in an informal setting. Informal language is allowed, just like you both informally capitalized all letters in the word "scratch" to show importance.

All of you, stop looking for a reason to bitch at each other.

#20 - On 04/27/2009 at 3:33pm by Genephix

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