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Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10030) - you deserved it (49687)

On 04/27/2009 at 5:14am - misc - by maddie94 (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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You SCRATCHED it...what the hell is with people and thinking "itch" is a verb?

#2 - On 04/27/2009 at 3:14pm by mrhahn530

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#9 &#13 did you even go to the link i provided? if you did can you read? the third definition of the word "itch" is "to scratch a part that itches." Scratch is an appropriate word to use here, but so is itch. They are both "proper" you pretentious pig.

#14 - On 04/27/2009 at 3:25pm by fatfaceunited

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