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Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
You SCRATCHED it...what the hell is with people and thinking "itch" is a verb?
Hmmm... maybe you should have used the hand dryers to dry it instead of walking around with a hand print on your crotch??
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Friday 19 December 2014