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Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
You SCRATCHED it...what the hell is with people and thinking "itch" is a verb?
did you even go to the link i provided? if you did can you read? the third definition of the word "itch" is "to scratch a part that itches." Scratch is an appropriate word to use here, but so is itch. They are both "proper" you pretentious pig.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014