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Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML


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On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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Well did she have hives? Or does your girlfriend just have a fucked up acne problem and your mom is just ignorant.

clarity would make it more of an FML.

#1 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:03am by glockjaw

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haha, parents strike again.

They just don't know how to keep their mouth shut.

#3 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:09am by 24788

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