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Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18251) - you deserved it (2052)

On 11/12/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by me - United States

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well that might not have been the show they payed for...

#4 - On 11/12/2010 at 6:05am by surferchick96

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+11

Boobies!!!

Awesome.

That is all.

#15 - On 11/12/2010 at 6:21am by Jimboom

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