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Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10516) - you deserved it (29511)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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you say tipsy he saw stinking drunk.

#3 - On 11/11/2010 at 6:19am by robc32ca

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Stop sexually harassing innocent strangers on public transport and this won't happen anymore.

#7 - On 11/11/2010 at 6:20am by Quest_

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