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Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33888) - you deserved it (2367)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (New York)

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That's happened to me too. Except I Don't have a brother.

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 11:20pm by PandaBear

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That's not a bad thing at all. Girls who had experiences having crushes on guys who turned out to be gay often try to preempt it happening again by assuming any guy they like is gay. Just tell her you're not. It's really likely she'll be interested.

#13 - On 03/02/2009 at 3:17pm by Benj

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