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Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17544) - you deserved it (7817)

On 11/08/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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I see the meeting going something like this:

Professor: I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you an F.
OP: No! I'll lose my scholarship! Isn't there SOMETHING I can do?
Professor: Well, there is ONE thing.
OP: Oh, professor! Your shirt is so tight...

Baw wah oh waoh wah oh wah

/bad porn music poorly transliterated

#22 - On 11/08/2010 at 7:16am by DocBastard

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If it was so important, why not make sure the receiver had received the mail? Sorry, YDI.

#1 - On 11/08/2010 at 5:50am by TomasT

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