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Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36582) - you deserved it (2473)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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If that's his way of breaking up then he is a pussy. Immediately confront him on this, and be forceful when you do so. As a straight guy, I would expect that kind of reaction to call me out. Further bullshit is possible, like "it was a mistake", but if the guy is a facebook veteran then you know he's full of shit.

#4 - On 02/08/2009 at 12:53am by Matisse

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it's dumb facebook it doesn't mean shit!

#49 - On 05/05/2011 at 2:08am by ldssoccer15

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