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Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46823) - you deserved it (3430)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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If that's his way of breaking up then he is a pussy. Immediately confront him on this, and be forceful when you do so. As a straight guy, I would expect that kind of reaction to call me out. Further bullshit is possible, like "it was a mistake", but if the guy is a facebook veteran then you know he's full of shit.

#4 - On 02/08/2009 at 12:53am by Matisse

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I agree with the first one my bf pg on facebook had done the same thing...well it was a mistake he hadn't even been on in 2 days dont jump to conclusions...ask him dont get any attitude just ask and if he did...GET REVENGE FOR WASTING UR TIME WITH A PUSSY!!

#5 - On 02/08/2009 at 4:41am by texangal10_utatx

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