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Today, I spent 6 hours unloading boxes into my new apartment. After unloading the entire truck and making trips up and down two flights of stairs, I heard a knock on the door. Apparently the landlord gave me the key to the WRONG apartment. Mine is downstairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19609) - you deserved it (1802)

On 11/06/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I'd make him help me move everything!!

#3 - On 11/07/2010 at 3:07am by Mirorbo

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Well that's pretty careless, but if he doesn't do whatever he can to help, then he's a dick too. And careless dicks often end up with diseases.

#7 - On 11/07/2010 at 3:12am by FYLDeep

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