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Today, I was playing my bass clarinet around the house. I asked my dad if he would be at my concert on December 16th. His response was, "No, I'm working that day." My dad is a plumber, and gets called to work completely at random; he has no schedule. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17893) - you deserved it (2218)

On 11/02/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Time to crack that bass out and practice in the middle of the night. He might learn to appreciate it then.

#1 - On 11/03/2010 at 4:09am by ambowew

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cut him some slack. he says he's a plumber but when bowser comes and kidnaps princess peach. he has to go recuse her. tell your uncle he never does anything anyways but pretend to do something.

#5 - On 11/03/2010 at 4:14am by El_Mero_Mero

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