Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was playing my bass clarinet around the house. I asked my dad if he would be at my concert on December 16th. His response was, "No, I'm working that day." My dad is a plumber, and gets called to work completely at random; he has no schedule. FML

#13693546
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17387) - you deserved it (2191)

On 11/02/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

werewolfoflondon's life also sucks
Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so…

Top comments

cut him some slack. he says he's a plumber but when bowser comes and kidnaps princess peach. he has to go recuse her. tell your uncle he never does anything anyways but pretend to do something.

#5 - On 11/03/2010 at 4:14am by El_Mero_Mero

See in context

+5

Time to crack that bass out and practice in the middle of the night. He might learn to appreciate it then.

#1 - On 11/03/2010 at 4:09am by ambowew

See in context

+4 | 7

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by