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Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that someone had left their car in the car park, still running, with keys in the ignition. I laughed at that person's foolishness until I realised it was mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6447) - you deserved it (33205)

On 11/02/2010 at 9:44am - misc - by hannibal - Australia

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I'm sorry, but how does one leave their car when it is running? It boggles my mind.

#2 - On 11/02/2010 at 2:05pm by littlexlion

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So glad my car will beep to warn me if the keys are in and the door is opened.

#3 - On 11/02/2010 at 2:06pm by EngineerJane

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