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Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Haha she came out of the bathroom & sees a random hobo holding her newborn.
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Friday 24 July 2015