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Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25650) - you deserved it (9132)

On 11/01/2010 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Haha she came out of the bathroom & sees a random hobo holding her newborn.

#4 - On 11/01/2010 at 5:52pm by HahaHokayThen

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u shouldve ran off with the baby

#3 - On 11/01/2010 at 5:49pm by catalystics

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