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Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7869) - you deserved it (31663)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:08pm - misc - by halloweensucks (woman) - United States (California)

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That must have been a mindfuck for the trick-or-treaters.
"Let's go over to this creepy house"
*tugs at the gate*
"WTF?"

#12 - On 11/01/2010 at 4:39am by FYLDeep

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Wow, a whole hour? You wasted a whole hour! In that time you could have written a novel, designed a more fuel-efficient engine, cured cancer, solved world hunger, tamed a lion, learned to fly, AND looked at porn.

What a waste.

#27 - On 11/01/2010 at 8:26am by DocBastard

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