Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML

by halloweensucks / 10/31/2010 at 9:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • That must have been a mindfuck for the trick-or-treaters.
    "Let's go over to this creepy house"
    *tugs at the gate*

    #12 - On 11/01/2010 at 4:39am by FYLDeep

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  • Wow, a whole hour? You wasted a whole hour! In that time you could have written a novel, designed a more fuel-efficient engine, cured cancer, solved world hunger, tamed a lion, learned to fly, AND looked at porn.

    What a waste.

    #27 - On 11/01/2010 at 8:26am by DocBastard

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