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Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38052) - you deserved it (2204)

On 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Ginna - Canada (Ontario)

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Plant a dildo in his drawer. Have your Mom go get something from his drawer.... Then enjoy the show :)

#3 - On 10/29/2010 at 5:46pm by wwerulez14

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You can expect a free box of condoms any day now.

#21 - On 10/29/2010 at 6:20pm by perdix

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