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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

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ugh one time i was looking for a pic to upload of me and found one of my mom and her toys i was scared for a long time after that

#8 - On 02/08/2009 at 8:53pm by meganl

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Could you email me her number?

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 6:10pm by Big Dick Black

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