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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19716) - you deserved it (4505)
On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)
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