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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML
Put it in a hot dog bun then go up to her and say. "hey mom, how's a hot dog sound? U can chew it, suck it, whatever u want.". Then show it to her
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014