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Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by pk24 - United States (Illinois)

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AW THAT SUCKS!!!!!!! im so sorry dude. its so hard to get through!!!! man. i feel your pain just thinking about it.


#1 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:43pm by Nae

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this was my first day with my new phone and i hit the mute button without knowing it, it sucked but i ended up buying the tickets anyway

#13 - On 02/26/2009 at 12:14am by pk24

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