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Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17468) - you deserved it (27251)

On 02/25/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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