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Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5005) - you deserved it (23876)

On 10/22/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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