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Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
You don't learn anything in soccer practice anyways...
Are you sure he didn't have a valid reason for being late?
Also, why would you throw the ball at someone anyway (irrespective of where)? It's rude regardless of whether or not it's your dad. There are better and more constructive ways of letting someone know you're cross with them that don't involve throwing things or violence.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.