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Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
That's when you tell her that you don't want to be with someone who's been banged more times than a screen door.
what a bitch, she clearly was't worth being with anyways. cheer up u will find someone better in no time.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 September 2014