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Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML

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This doesn't really make sense. First you are annoyed he wants your number, then you are sad because he doesn't have a phone to put your number in?

#2 - On 10/19/2010 at 3:01am by steelersfan78

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Am I the only one who would find this endearing? It'd make me laugh (:

#19 - On 10/19/2010 at 3:21am by Kgirl2cute

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