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Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15314) - you deserved it (18535)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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lmfao hahah your dad is funny, hes just probably joking around, most parents do that

#2 - On 10/17/2010 at 10:23am by FATSQUIRELL69

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You ought to hook up with that girl who wanted a tattoo -- you can start a whole family of mistakes where each kid is more fucked up than the one before. Like the Kardashians.

#20 - On 10/17/2010 at 10:57am by perdix

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