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Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14423) - you deserved it (17633)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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