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Today, my parents told me I was adopted. I can understand parents waiting for a child to be old enough to understand, but I'm 33 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25266) - you deserved it (1621)

On 10/15/2010 at 4:05am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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better now than never.

#1 - On 10/15/2010 at 10:08am by redpump

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I don't see why parents aren't honest from the start... I think the people who react badly to the news are more upset that they've been lied to for however long rather than the fact that their adopted.. I know thats how i would feel..

#7 - On 10/15/2010 at 10:14am by catatonicsleep

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