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Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "so when are you getting that nose job?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33375) - you deserved it (4678)

On 02/25/2009 at 4:31pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

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