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Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26911) - you deserved it (6940)

On 10/12/2010 at 5:26am - misc - by babydoll (woman) - United Kingdom (Fife)

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Shrooms are bad for you... in any form.

#2 - On 10/12/2010 at 10:08am by cheapluxury

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Hah! now you have a mushroom mark on your skirt or jeans. :D

#9 - On 10/12/2010 at 10:12am by Graawr

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