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Today, I called my mom for her birthday. She started talking about an infomercial she'd seen for a combo bidet-and-dryer, and how she would like to get one so she can feel "fresh down there" without worrying about getting bits of toilet paper on her nether regions. I can't un-hear this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24758) - you deserved it (2707)

On 10/12/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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and now we can't "un-hear" this either.. asshole.

#5 - On 10/12/2010 at 6:14am by dcam13

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Creepy to know that about your Mom (you know that WE can't un-read this, right?) However, I must say, if you ever get the chance to try one of those Japanese robot toilet seats, do it, do it, do it! It's hours of entertainment, especially if you can't understand the labels on the buttons, and have to guess what happens when you press one.

#19 - On 10/12/2010 at 6:35am by Zebidee

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