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Today, I called my mom for her birthday. She started talking about an infomercial she'd seen for a combo bidet-and-dryer, and how she would like to get one so she can feel "fresh down there" without worrying about getting bits of toilet paper on her nether regions. I can't un-hear this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19104) - you deserved it (1951)

On 10/12/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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and now we can't "un-hear" this either.. asshole.

#5 - On 10/12/2010 at 6:14am by dcam13

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so what's wrong with her wanting to be cleaner down there? I wish everyone would use a bidet. seriously, we wash our hands after we use the bathroom, but why do we not wash our privates also? I mean I know almost 98% of ppl walk around with dirty, smelly crotches n stained underwear. more power to your mama for not wanting to be nasty in the "nether regions."

#21 - On 10/12/2010 at 7:03am by zeebug

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