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Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26618) - you deserved it (38423)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:05pm - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>

#2 - On 02/25/2009 at 5:16pm by genius_man16

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Ouch. Bad idea.

#1 - On 02/25/2009 at 5:13pm by Phoebe

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