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Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25866) - you deserved it (2812)

On 09/28/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by bibobobonnor (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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your dad is weird.

#1 - On 09/28/2010 at 5:56am by mrahhhhh

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Just sell it on eBay.

#3 - On 09/28/2010 at 5:59am by FirstBornUnicorn

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