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Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML

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On 04/25/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

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The fact that you placed your ex's cell is pathetic.

#2 - On 04/25/2009 at 5:23pm by Arian

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Wow, I'm amazed that that's possible. I can't believe you don't at least call your Dad's cell and your BFF.

#8 - On 04/25/2009 at 5:25pm by so_me

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