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Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9303) - you deserved it (15007)

On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by artmfanforever - United States (Nebraska)

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Whichever one has windows that are cheaper to replace.

#5 - On 09/22/2010 at 7:20pm by Thoko

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Well, if you broke into your car, you'd still need to break into your house to get inside..sooo I'd say break into your house that way you don't need to break in your car :)

#8 - On 09/22/2010 at 7:22pm by Illyssa

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