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Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39443) - you deserved it (6871)
On 04/25/2009 at 8:18am - misc - by plasticfantastic - United Kingdom (Essex)
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