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Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18087) - you deserved it (1592)

On 09/20/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by northernlass (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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That's the kind of story that ends in a couple of years with "and then she took everything. The house, the kids, the car, and my dog, Princeton."

#2 - On 09/20/2010 at 6:09am by PlutoSA

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I got up from my bench and pushed her off the stage by her forehead. I didn't hear what song she requested; she was too drunk to get out the whole title. I had to threaten to break her nose with one of her designer shoes and her out of the club before she left me alone.

I know I deserve it for not playing a cooler instrument. By the way - how are y'all's solo electric guitar/solo drum gigs going?

#27 - On 09/20/2010 at 11:11am by northernlass

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