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Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21933) - you deserved it (5425)

On 09/19/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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you shouldn't have been speeding I'm sure your brother would have understood why you were late

#46 - On 09/19/2010 at 8:01pm by whyme203

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that sucks!:(

#1 - On 09/19/2010 at 7:31pm by Delaneymarie

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