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Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (3234)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by lifesuck - United States

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Were they purple?

#1 - On 09/19/2010 at 1:04pm by Macromartyr

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those sandals cost 10 bucks!!!

#2 - On 09/19/2010 at 1:05pm by sirbrainiac

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