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Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19325) - you deserved it (4398)

On 09/14/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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wtf

#6 - On 09/15/2010 at 3:10am by Ozmat

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If the leg hit you in the eye, and rest of the slaughtered frog hit you in the face, please tell us.... where was your eye when it got hit by the leg?

#17 - On 09/15/2010 at 3:41am by FarSide

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